On 90 Day Fiance, Darcey Silva runs home to her dad in the midst of marriage turmoil with Georgi Rusev, but he doesn’t want in the middle. Jasmine Pineda‘s bad news continues at an attorney’s office in Miami. Brandon Gibbs breaks down after his parents storm out of his house over his decisions. And Yara Zara admits she prefers shopping over spending time in bed with Jovi Dufren. Let’s break it all down in this recap of Season 09, Episode 15 You’re Not a Kid Anymore, Dorothy.
90 Day Fiance: Darcey’s Dad Says I Told You So
On 90 Day Fiance, Darcey Silva bawls while chopping onions for a pasta dinner. Georgi Rusev is unfazed, claiming she cries so often he doesn’t know if anything is really wrong. Darcey pokes at sausage with her talon nails and tries some small talk with her increasingly bored husband. She complains they seem to be just “living to live”. Georgi nibbles on salad while she rants. But, there’s an adventure to be had.
It seems the twins have garnered an invite to New York Fashion Week for their brand House of Eleven. Translation: Darcey and Stacey Silva will be modeling bedazzled jackets somewhere in NYC during the celebrated week of couture. Darcey and Georgi descend on her dad’s Connecticut house first. Her daughters are there too and don’t seem too excited to see their mom who they suggest is dressed like a fuzzy bowling ball.
Darcey Silva shocks everyone including Georgi Rusev when she suggests she move back home temporarily on 90 Day Fiance. Darcey’s dad tells her no. That they need to maintain separate lives and she needs to quit putting him in the middle of their texts. He even goes so far as to tell Darcey she was a sugar mama to Georgi. And says the dreaded “I told you so”. Later on the way to fashion week, Darcey suggest Georgi not waste “her good years”. And he claps back he’s the one wasting his good years. Ouch.
90 Day Fiance: Jasmine Pineda Gets More Bad News
A very pregnant Jasmine Pineda bawls after Gino Palazzolo threatens her with deportation after accusing her of fraud. Jasmine calls up one of Gino’s family members for support. They suggest she seek legal counsel for her and her unborn child. While Matt Branistareanu stands around making pained faces. They enjoy a frozen treat called Dragon’s Breath and Jasmine laughs as she breathes smoke out of her nose.
But the fun is short lived for the Happily Ever After couple. They meet with an attorney who doesn’t offer much hope for their situation. It seems since Jasmine is still legally married to Gino, he would be considered the father by default in the state of Florida. Regardless of actual paternity. And, if Gino proves any type of fraud on Jasmine’s part and she gets deported before giving birth, her baby won’t be a U.S. citizen.
Matt Branistareanu pushes Jasmine as to why she isn’t more active in starting divorce proceedings with Gino. Jasmine wails about being overwhelmed and pregnant. She grooms her little dog Coco, starting with brushing her teeth and finishing by doing some trimming around Coco’s butt with a razor. And then literally kissing her dog’s butt. Matt revolts but ultimately pouts and rubs her pregnant belly now that Gino could possibly claim his baby as his own.
Happily Ever After Couples Take a Break on Retreat
The most boring ever couples retreat is somehow getting even more monotonous. We pick up after Yara Zaya removed herself from the hot tub after Jovi Dufren implied she was an ugly kid. The others pile on and he sheepishly goes after Yara and convinces her to come back. A weepy Yara is over it all. So, the others put on their resort robes and head to their rooms. With the exception of Elizabeth Castravet who dons a black faux fur coat perhaps vintage House of Eleven?
Back in their room Andrei and Libby munch on charcuterie and discuss the other couples on 90 Day Fiance. In the morning the gang decides to split up. With the guys doing some snowmobiling and the girls hitting up some local shopping. Things are still icy between Libby and Loren Goldstone Brovarnik. But Yara spills that she prefers shopping to sex. Particularly if it’s a luxury item like a Rolex. Because that will last longer. Libby laughs but flexes that her and Andrei have a robust relationship and indulge in quickies.
The guys yuk it up after Alexei Brovarnik acknowledges he could hear Libby and Andrei through the thin walls of the hotel. Back at the shops, Yara settles on a scented candle. The gals hit up a quaint cafe for drinks and lunch. Over more charcuterie, Libby drones to Loren about their falling out. She doesn’t understand why Loren lost trust in her. Maybe because she clearly shared Loren’s private texts with Andrei? They bicker and Yara admits she’d rather be fighting with Jovi.
90 Day Fiance: Brandon Gibbs Breaks Down
Julia Trubkina trims Brandon Gibb’s hair. The embattled TLC couple are headed on an open ended European vacation. But they haven’t told Brandon’s folks Ron Gibs and Betty Gibbs yet. Who weren’t on board with the travel talk from the get-go. Betty barges in with some red wine as a peace offering. But there’s no cheers once they find out the kids are leaving in a few days. And that Brandon already quit his job.
Betty even blows up and suggests that if Julia can’t accept them as her family, maybe she should go back to Russia. Brandon Gibbs hangs his head in his hands. But Julia stands her ground suggesting they step off so they can fix their marriage. The parents storm out and Brandon cries on the floor. He’s never been on the outs with his parents before. But Julia assures him they need to globe-trot first and worry about his parents later. Till next time!
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