Big Brother fans, get ready for what could be the messiest eviction yet! A potential vote twist brewing in the house might put HOH Vince Panaro in the worst possible position at Thursday’s live eviction. Meanwhile, Ava Pearl‘s brilliant strategy of excessive napping and being adorable might not save her this week. Let’s dive into all the drama, lies, and vote counting chaos!
Kelley’s Lies Reach New Heights on BB27
Kelley Jorgensen continues her never-ending fib-fest. And this time she’s spinning tales about hammock-gate to Vince in the HOH room. She was talking about slop recipes with Mickey Lee, who mentioned they were all Rachel Reilly‘s creations.
But in Kelley’s retelling to Vince, she claimed Rachel laid her hand on her shoulder and declared it was “the Rachel cookbook, not the Season 27 cookbook.” The lies this woman tells are so detail-rich and delusional, it’s honestly diabolical at this point.
Everyone lies in Big Brother, but Kelley’s turned it into her personal cottage industry. She’s basically become Cruella de Vil combined with SNL’s compulsive liar character, writing her own victim edit while hoping CBS will air it instead of showing her true colors on the live feeds.
Big Brother Spoilers: Keanu’s Redemption Tour Continues
Keanu Soto is fully committed to his mission of getting back in Rachel’s good graces. He told cameras that seeing how emotional Rachel got over his betrayal made him realize she was never playing him. The man’s trying everything – he’s even cleaning bathrooms while she watches!
This whole situation screams “Brokeback Mountain” energy because Keanu is definitely in his “I just can’t quit you” phase while Rachel’s completely over him. He’s gonna have to come crawling if he wants forgiveness. And honestly, her husband Brendon would never do her like this.
The concerning part? Rachel seems to be softening, which has fans really upset that she’s getting misted by Keanu again. She even gave him back Jimmy Heagerty‘s hoodie that she’d loaned him and then snatched back – a definite sign that Keanu’s worming his way closer.
Big Brother 27: Houseguests’ Hot Takes on Rylie
In a bizarre twist, Rachel and Mickey were gushing about how Rylie Jeffries was such a gentleman and true man of God. Mickey even said women would be beating down his door after Big Brother 27. Someone on social media clapped back with “yeah, to get child support” – absolutely savage!
Cliffton “Will” Williams had a much more realistic read on the situation, calling it infatuation and saying he didn’t see anything real there. While Mickey and Rachel gushed about Rylie, Will gave his signature “I can’t believe the nonsense I’m hearing right now” face.
Ashley’s History Lessons and Elle Woods Energy on Big Brother
Ashley Hollis was acting like Will lived through the Spanish flu in 1902, the polio outbreak, and the Great Depression. Rachel had to correct her on dates and timelines, and Ashley giggled saying “history is so not my suit.”
A lot of people think Ashley’s simple, but this feels like her Elle Woods “Legally Blonde” character that she mentioned doing during a recent cam talk. The strategy might be working better than people realize.
Big Brother: TMI Bathroom Stories Nobody Asked For
Here’s something that’ll make you cringe: Keanu destroyed the HOH bathroom the other night and came out to tell Vince all the graphic details about what the pizza, mac and cheese, and hot dogs did to his digestive system. Then he casually mentioned he forgot to wash his hands.
Seriously, do guys really do this? Because women definitely don’t come out of bathrooms announcing their business to friends. It’s absolutely disgusting behavior that makes the hygiene situation even worse.
Big Booty Games and Etsy Witch Wars on BB27
Rachel taught the newbies how to play “Big Booty” – the table clapping and snapping memory game from her BB13 days. It’s cute seeing the veterans share classic Big Brother traditions with the new players.
Meanwhile, BB alum Kat Dunn (the “conspiring bitches” queen) tweeted that she hired an Etsy witch to ensure Katherine Woodman gets evicted this week, just so Kat remains the superior BB Katherine. Apparently Etsy witches are seeing a major income boost from BB27 fans and alumni!
The best tweet of the day was a response to Morgan Pope explaining why she fell off the wall during the comp, claiming back problems. Someone clapped back that “Vinny won it and doesn’t have a spine.” Absolutely brutal and hilarious.
Big Brother Spoilers: Where the Votes Currently Stand
Now for the important stuff – the vote count has shifted dramatically since the veto meeting where Mickey saved herself and Vince renominated Katherine instead of taking a shot at Rachel.
Going into Thursday’s live BB Blockbuster and eviction, here’s the messy situation: Even though nobody wants Kelley in jury and she’s largely disliked by the houseguests, she actually has a chance at staying.
Kelley’s convinced Vince to break any tie in her favor regardless of who she’s sitting next to. Insanely, Vince would also break a tie in Katherine’s favor if it’s her versus Ava, which is criminally stupid since Katherine is definitely coming for him.
Rachel wants Kelley gone, which makes total sense, and won’t vote for her unless something major shifts before Thursday. Katherine guilt-tripped Rachel about the showmance situation and apparently secured her vote, even over Ava.
Morgan Pope thinks keeping Kelley benefits her personal game since Kelley won’t nominate her, and she’s right. But Kelley’s gunning for Morgan’s allies, making her a loose cannon.
Ashley and Rachel have both noticed Morgan leaning toward keeping Kelley, while Lauren Domingue just wants to be on the right side of the vote. Keanu plans to vote out Ava if she stays on the block because he thinks she’ll target Vince as HOH.
Mickey, Will, and Ashley all want Kelley gone, which is smart since she plans to nominate Mickey and Ashley while leaving Will alone. They also plan to keep Ava over Katherine and let Katherine know that Keanu and Morgan voted against her to keep suspicion off themselves.
BB27: The Tie-Breaking Nightmare
Morgan’s obsession with spending time with Vince is cracking her alliance, and this really could end in a tie that gets thrown to HOH Vince – which he’d absolutely hate. It would be the first tiebreaker this season, and they’re usually reserved for much later in the game.
Thursday’s eviction could be the messiest yet, with alliances fracturing and strategies backfiring. Will Ava’s adorable napping strategy save her, or will the vote twist leave everyone scrambling? We’ll find out soon enough!
